“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.”

“A man who has no office to go to – I don’t care who he is – is a trial of which you can have no conception. “

“A tough day at the office is even tougher when your office contains spectator seating.”

“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died”

“If a doctor, lawyer, or dentist had 40 people in his office at one time, all of whom had different needs, and some of whom didn’t want to be there and were causing trouble, and the doctor, lawyer, or dentist, without assistance, had to treat them all with professional excellence for nine months, then he […]