“It’s always been and always will be the same in the world: The horse does the work and the coachman is tipped.”

“The human body has no more need for cows’ milk than it does for dogs’ milk, horses’ milk, or giraffes’ milk.”

“Not the fastest horse can catch a word spoken in anger”

“If horses can’t eat it, I won’t play on it.”

“It doesn’t matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don’t do it in the street and frighten the horses.”

“I go about looking at horses and cattle. They eat grass, make love, work when they have to, bear their young. I am sick with envy of them.”

“Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.”

“You go from village to village on your horse asking everyone, “Has anyone seen my horse?””