“‘Tis strange what a man may do, and a woman yet think him an angel.”

“Married life teaches one invaluable lesson: to think of things far enough ahead not to say them. “

“Home cooking: where many a man thinks his wife is. “

“Don’t marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can’t live without. “

“Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she’s a householder.”

“The reason they’re called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled – it’s just the opposite!”

“I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it.”

“A racing mind that reacts sensitively to little things indicates thinking that has lost its spiritual strength. Meditation restores that power”

“Meditation is not a way of making your mind quiet. It is a way of entering into the quiet that is already there—buried under the 50,000 thoughts the average person thinks every day”

“Mind only thinks, meditation lives”