“You see, when weaving a blanket, an Indian woman leaves a flaw in the weaving of that blanket to let the soul out.”

“It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son – and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.”

“Sanity is very rare: every man almost, and every woman, has a dash of madness.”

“A speech is like a woman’s skirt: it needs to be long enough to cover the subject matter but short enough to hold the audience’s attentio”

“Coolidge was known for his terse speech and reticence. A woman bet her friend that she could get Coolidge to speak to her, which was something he was reluctant to do. She went up to him and said: “Hello, Mr. President, I bet my friend that I could get you to say three words to […]

“The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. “

“Shopping is a woman thing. It’s a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase. “

“A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation.”

“A man’s heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.”

“It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.”