“What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.”

“A man who has no office to go to – I don’t care who he is – is a trial of which you can have no conception. “

“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died”

“A tough day at the office is even tougher when your office contains spectator seating.”

“Soccer is a game in which everyone does a lot of running around. Twenty-one guys stand around and one guy does a tap dance with the ball.””Some people say soccer’s a matter of life or death, but it isn’t. It’s much more important than that.”

“Dare to be naive.””It is only in adventure that some people succeed in knowing themselves – in finding themselves.”

“Of those who say nothing, few are silent.”The older I grow the more I listen to people who don’t talk much.””

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“Although they can be very healthy I believe the current focus on gluten free lifestyles is a little misplaced. I see an awful lot of people that would benefit much more from a glutton free lifestyle”

“People who are always taking care of their health are like misers who are hoarding a treasure which they have never spirit enough to enjoy.”